a hundred motha fuckas cant tell me nothin. im deaf why are they yelling at me
if you’re deaf how do you know they’re yelling at you
what
(via life-is-a-w0nderland)
My parents often warned me that people on the internet could be lying about who they really are but I’ve found that the internet is the only place where are truly themselves and in reality they lie about who they are offline.
this is so true it hurts
(Source: emkaymlp, via f0r3ver-y0ung-and-reckless)
| me: | hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime |
| crush: | no |
| me: | wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!! |
have you ever just been so incredibly fond of someone
like you don’t want to date them or anything but you honestly love them as a person and want to listen to them talk forever and find out all of their little quirks and hug them when they’re sad
(via florialle)
one time my sister told me about this kid with a horrible peanut allergy who wouldn’t shut up and then the teacher turned around and was like “maybe if i shove a peanut down your throat you’ll shut up” and the whole class just went silent
(Source: spicesandvirtues, via fake-mermaid)